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#226

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have

#227

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything

#228

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual

#229

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with

#230

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

#231

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

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#232

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed

#233

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily

#234

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout

#235

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December

#236

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when

#237

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa

#238

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched

#239

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles

#240

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles tenderly

#241

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles tenderly, trying

#242

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles tenderly, trying to

#243

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles tenderly, trying to polish

#244

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles tenderly, trying to polish the

#245

It felt like she was specially created with the touch of magic. But somehow it wore on slowly? When magic came it was a wonderful orgasmic experience which ended at noon. She had just finished singing to her vagina, duetting felt fantastic when Ryan wrote sexual prose naked, however Ryan Gosling loved stroking Ryan’s own dog with tenderness. “Woof”, barked the cat named Dog Stan. Stan walked away from everyone because this story rocks and rolls but Ryan Reynolds is dead which means Ryan Gosling was sad. The monkey with the purple penis stroked himself raw. But Dog Stan looked like Ryan’s arse on fire and penguins were irrelevant. “Stop” he moaned intensely, “I want chocolate starfish poo inside Ryan Seacrest’s sandwich shaped like a Kangaroo. When Dildo Club opened, the fangirls were faking their smiles because 1D died yesterday".

The dominatrix licked Stan’s lollipop shaped dildo and took the bullet by the velvet horns. Coincidentally Mawn was missing because Ryan had murdered her. Police were ready to arrest him but Mawn resurrected, amazingly. Quick was the sudden storm that disappeared and the threesome included Dog Stan, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Higa and their cat. But mother Theresa wanted some action. She sighed, “whip me!”. Stan disappeared into nothing but Ryan refused to have anything sexual with her.

Music echoed eerily throughout December, when Santa touched baubles tenderly, trying to polish the decorations

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